Kitty_Stitcher (tarnera) wrote,
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Random Things #65: OMG WTF BBQ CIA

When I was watching the Christmas Special (yay!), I decided to try something I'd seen before--that is, writing down a sort of running commentary of the episode as it progresses.

Needless to say, SPOILER HEAVY. DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM. Also, this will make so much more sense once you've seen the episode.


-WILF! Omg, omg, Wilf~&hearts
-The TARDIS! Ooh, and some wibbly-wobbly there, I like that.
-...er, Doctor, what are you wearing? You look ridiculous.
-Well, now we know why Queen Elizabeth is mad at you. Honestly, Doctor...
-...how are they doing that? Interesting...
-Ooh, Lucy! Lucy Saxon! Freaking sweet.
-Ok, quick rehash, come on keep it moving...
-Effing... so that's how he survived.
-Loool, the way he locked the TARDIS came in handy after all!
-Y'know, I was really hoping he'd say, "Lucy, I'm home~" No luck though.
-...did she just explode him? Lol!
-Jeez, I love Wilf so much XD
-President Obama? PRESIDENT OBAMA? Looool, wat is this.
-Did the Master just... fall out of the sky? o_0
-...aaand he's radioactive and... eats people, wtf.
-THERE. There it goes! The four knocks, that's it, the ball's really rolling now.
-Rofl, the Master has been turned into a Marvel character, that is excellent.
-Oh, this is gold, photo op with the old fogies. He doesn't look too pleased about this... your fault for having a regeneration everyone wants to kiss, Doctor XD
-Oh, Donna, how I've missed you T_T
-And the Doctor's starting to realize how much he needs people, friends, with him. About freakin' time.
-WHO IS HE, EMPEROR PALPATINE?!??! THIS IS DOCTOR WHO, NOT STAR WARS.
-...rofl, the Master was born and grew up on Mount Perdition. That's... ridiculous.
-So the Master isn't insane? Lol wut?
-And right on cue, helicopters with scary men. Who knock out the Doctor and kidnap the Master. What?
-...President Obama again. Why are people in Great Britain expecting the President of America to fix the recession?
-That woman from the church. Interesting...
-...there really are little green men people. I'm sure they're not from Mars, but that's laying it on a bit thick. How convoluted is this story anyway?
-Master, has anyone ever introduced you to this quaint little invention known as 'a fork'?
-WAT. WAT IS HE DOING. WAT IS THIS.
-Wait, Donna... why isn't it affecting her?
-SHE'S STARTING TO REMEMBER
-Why Master, you look quite fetching in pink.
-Gallifrey is freakin' comin' back. OMG. OMG OMG OMG.

Only one issue with all this. At the end? Where they showed Gallifrey? That wasn't Romana, unless she's gone through one too many difficult regenerations. Borusa maybe, but not Romana. Where the hell is she? Who the hell is the President of Gallifrey, if not her? If they don't at least mention her, I will not be happy.

I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT UNTIL I SEE PART TWO
Tags: doctor who, obsession, omg
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